This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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