Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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