So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
