I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Congratulations! We have a period
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