butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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