return my video game
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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