She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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