i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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