You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
