i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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