Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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