Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Redeem this text for a blowjob
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize