great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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