nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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