Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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