I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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