apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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