9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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