This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize