So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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