this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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