he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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