its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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