At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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