He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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