Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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