if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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