Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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