I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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