Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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