Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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