Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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