I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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