I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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