If i come over, it means nothing
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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