Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
