That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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