Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
why do cheetos always look like penises
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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