Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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