i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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