why didn't you poke me back
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize