6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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