dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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