At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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