He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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