I'm really into asian looking animals
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm determined to sit on that face.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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