So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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