You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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