awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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