Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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