its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
