they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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