You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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