hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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