Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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