Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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